"WHO IS IT. WHO’S FUCKLE-ING WITH ME. YOU WANNA GO?"
sex is cool but have u ever had garlic bread
i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it
Even a funky guy like Funky Kong can get lonely too.
Home alone on a Friday night? Just remember this ape.
My friend (the same one who turned Zelda into Elsa) made a skin for Yoshi that turns him into a life-size Tyrannosaurus Rex.
This is how life should be lived.