i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times
My cousin has two deaf parents and just posted
“You don’t know the struggle until you run out of toilet paper and everyone in your house is deaf.”
and i’m laughing reALLY HARD
Someone probably jerked off with a nintendo power glove
Nah bro you’re like twelve
emmy I’m pretty 20.
emmy i’m 20.
We’ll still love you even if you end up being a typical weeb teenager
emmy I swear to god
personal achievement: i’ve never had a naruto phase
I realized today that I have a perfect view of kfc from my work so every time I looked at the snowstorm I just saw colonel Saunders staring back at me from the snowy abyss
I always thought this invisible guy on the Powerpuff Girls was just funny because he’s obviously dressed as a pimp, but it only now occurs to me that maybe it’s not an invisible dog he’s got on a leash.