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thathomestar:

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deaderidan:

brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

MASTURBATION TIPS

TOSS YOUR FUCKING SHOPPING CARTS UP THE NEAREST TREE

GETS ME ROCK FUCKING SOLID 

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tastefullyoffensive:

[cairosmith]

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Tagged: #GOOD  

23-hour-party-people:

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cool-ghoul:

Can’t trust the news.

Can’t trust the government.

Can’t trust twitter.

Can’t trust tumblr.

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megacharizardxxx:

MAXIMUM  VELOCITY

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bace-jeleren:

wasifio:

Gushers sandwich with Fruit by the Foot as bread.

This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To be able to go down to the grocery store, buy a box of fruit by the foot and a box of gushers and make this and not have anyone tell me I can’t.

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Tagged: #holy shit  #ideal  

bit-head:

Being the one who sets up the household’s wi-fi after an outage has its perks

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Tagged: #good job barry  

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