vinesauce:

why

heartpill:

have you ever looked through your own blog and been like “damn this is some good shit”

knji:

mom i need $20 i need to buy this thing

dekutree:

judge: sir, you are being charged with distribution of child pornography, the murder of 8,000 people and purchasing an illegal drugs…what do you gotta say for yourself?

me: i activate mirror force! now you will be charged with distribution of child pornography, the murder of 8,000 people and purchasing of illegal drugs.

judge: 

blastortoise:

So recently I hit 1k followers and that to me is a pretty great tumblr milestone. So to thank my followers, people who reblogged my posts and just anyone who has just supported me on this site I’ve decided to thank you guys by giving a little something back

SO

What am I giving away?

Well I have seen a lot of my followers and people I follow really excited about the new Animal Crossing game. So it only makes sense I would be giving that away.

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE

I will also be giving away a 3DS to the winner, the 3DS will come with all the furnishings *charger, stylus etc* AND the winner will get to choose what colour the 3DS will be.

You don’t need to be following me *but if you do you get to see my raw ass blogging skills on a regular basis* to be eligible and reblogs will count. 

The contest will end June 20, 2013 and the winner will be picked that day

Also I will pay for the shipping to anywhere unless you live on mars or some ridic shit. 

So let’s recap

• Reblog
• Get a chance to win Animal Crossing: New Leaf AND a 3DS of your colour preference
• Contest ends June 20th

So thank you all again for your support and being so cool.

NO

YOU CAN’T BE IN DENIAL FOREVER

yes I figured it out thanks to my ace detective (trademark) skills

rickz0r:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

willyoucometowakemeup:

Ok so recently I hit 1000 followers which I NEVER THOUGHT WOULD HAPPEN IN A HUNDRED-MILLION YEARS

so I decided to host a giveaway!

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HERE ARE THE MAGICAL PRIZES:

MAN I WANT ONE OF THESE I AM SO JELLY SANDWICH

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HOW COOL ARE THESE?!?!?! I want that Hylian shield…

thumbcramps:

i can explain

jellyrolland:

OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

kanyeoberst:

My mom got a text that I had used up 75% of my data plan 4 days before the end of the billing cycle

jerryterry:

man, like, any chance you could tell me WHY you won’t come off anon?