dumb-science-jokes:

Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.

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Your fave is problematic: Potion Seller

sturmtruppen:

hero-of-canada:

  • Refuses to sell his strongest potions
  • Has no respect for knights
  • Is a rascal

god I’m so sick and tired of people shitting on Potion Seller and conveniently forgetting that

  • his potions are too strong for you traveler
  • you can’t handle his potions, they’re too strong for you
  • his potions would kill you traveler you can not handle them
  • why should he respect knights when his potions can do anything they can

I mean alright if you don’t like Potion Seller I get it, they’re not for everyone, and hell even I’ll admit that his strongest potions would kill a dragon, let alone a man, but nothing is stopping you from just going elsewhere for your potions, and finding a seller who sells weaker potions.

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phantomhyve:

The Most Hardcore Yaoi of All Time

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dashingyounghero:

hipsterinatardis:

Don’t leak nudes

Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN

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plasmalogical:

quoms:

plasmalogical:

my strongest memes would kill you. you can’t handle my strongest memes

meme seller, i am telling you that i intend to comment on reddit. i can have nothing less than your strongest memes

my strongest memes would kill a mod, let alone a follower. you’d better find a blogger who posts weaker memes

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Tagged: #potion seller  #pls no  
me: mom... dad... im g-
parents: gay?
me: going into battle and i need only your strongest potions
Tagged: #potion seller  #goddamn it  

ehnoshima:

Tfw ur going into battle and the potion seller wont give you his strongest potionsimage

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Tagged: #potion seller  #STOP  

yuki-menoko:

When the Pokemart doesn’t have the strongest potions

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Tagged: #potion seller  #fucking shit  

orelpuppington:

isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che

i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived 

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scoregasm:

crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.

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iceemoon:

"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

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filenames:

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Tagged: #oh my GOD  

ylwkirby:

tfw you like fighting games but you fucking suck at them

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Tagged: #the struggle